Hey folks,

I've been upset over the last 2-3 days about something and I'd prefer not to talk about it here. I've been sleeping a little more just to get my mind off all the bullshit and try and bounce back as soon as possible. 

Yesterday evening was a little tight because I had to run all around T Nagar to get some N things done. I came back home around 8 30 PM, tired and exhausted (the T-Nagar Effect). Was watching Jeff Dunham on Youtube to kill some time and get back to normal mood. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson Mandayan gave me an entire Monty Python playlist and off-pannified me!

My phone was lying around on my cabinet. It's usually in silent mode all the time. No, not because my girlfriend calls me all the time but because I'm kinda allergic to ringtones. Around 12 AM, I remembered there was an ebook lying around on my hard drive that I had to put into my phone, so that I could read it in the vetti time over the next one week. And, No. It's not Ungal Manaiviyai Magizhvippadhu Yeppadi! (Translated: How to satisfy your wife).

I located the ebook on my HDD and went to get my phone. "'5 missed calls' and '3 messages'", the phone glared at me. Most of them were people I knew. Except one. And, it was no normal number. It wasn't one of those local tele-callers. It wasn't from Vodafone's customer care. It wasn't from Odyssey360.com! Hell, it wasn't even from this country!

The number read "+263913792901". From my limited knowledge of overseas calling, I could understand it wasn't from someone in the US. And, I know less than 5 people living abroad, but not in the US. So, who could this be?!

Google, my trusted toolkit for life, came to the rescue. Within about 10 mins of Googling, I found that the number was from Zimbabwe. +263 being the country code for Zimbabwe. Next step was to find the Area Code. I managed to locate that as well. On Wikipedia this time, though. 

So, someone from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe called me around 11 30 PM IST, March 20th 2010. Please hand yourself in, whoever it is. If I find you, it is bound to get ugly! :P :P

Now, I just hope it wasn't my great great great grandfather's lawyer who'd called to tell me about the £400 Million property I would inherit if I sent in the mandatory charges of $419! :D

Why the post title? If I had told Vinay this story in person, I'm sure this would be the dialog he'd use as a reply to it! :D

Yours Skeptically,
uleadin

P.S. I am now officially pissed off. Will get un-pissed off by tonight, though. :P

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